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London Airport Announcements 22. Januar 2007

Filed under: funny — chris @ 21:36

Macht leider nur auf Englisch Spaß:

“This is the story…..

We‘d go and sit on the balcony at Terminal 3 at Heathrow Airport, directly under one of the PA speakers where we put a tape machine in a bag with the microphone poking out of the top. Then we‘d look for a flight that had arrived in the last 40 minutes from somewhere where you‘d expect people with unpronounceable names i.e. Saudi Arabia.

We would then go to the Airport Help Desk with a prewritten note containing the names of fictitious passengers and ask them to read out the names over the PA system.

The passenger’s names looked innocent enough on paper but they sounded like something else when read out loud.”

Looks Like… Sound Reads Like…
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired
Arjevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie I’ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Krost I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet Oo-ah, that ‘ s better and now I need a shit
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea

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10 Responses to “London Airport Announcements”

  1. Beginner Says:

    hab mal sowas auf deutsch gesehen! sehr lustig sowas…

    “hallo ist hier jemand der reinsch heißt?” aka. “hallo ist hier jemand der rein scheisst?”

  2. chris Says:

    @Beginner:
    Das war bei Simpsons… ;)

    Gruß
    Chris

  3. Flo Says:

    nee elton hat das früher immer gemacht!!

  4. old man Says:

    @flo

    LOL – Elton…früher. Mein Held. muahah…
    Die Simpsons gibts seit 20 Jahren.

  5. Jupp Says:

    Passengers Ben Dover, Harry Beaver, Tess Tickle and Mike Hunt, please contact information desk!

  6. timmji Says:

    “reinsch heisst” kommt von den simpsons
    100%-ig

  7. Saint Jimmy Says:

    Und dann gibts auch noch Mister Dünsch
    “Ist hier jemand der Dünnscheisst?”

  8. afldksaf Says:
    Passengers Ben Dover, Harry Beaver, Tess Tickle and Mike Hunt, please contact information desk!

    *g* auch gut

  9. Bartbaum Says:

    Neulich is meine Lampe inna Dusche kaputt gegangn. Ey, bin ich in Baumarkt und frag sonne Verkäuferin: “Ey, Duschlampe?” Ey, läßt sie mich glatt raussschmeißen.

  10. Aha! Says:

    ey was ey, ey kein wunder ey, spacken ey



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